Thursday, September 25, 2008

idiot of the week
I almost feel bad about this one. But here it is all the same. The other day, I was dispatched to talk to a girl about her stolen moped. When I arrived, she explained that her moped had been stolen a few weeks ago, that she had filed a report, and that she saw a girl on it the other day. She knew who the girl was, and gave us info to go off of. Well, pans out pretty well for me, and I am able to locate the moped while a girl is on it. Score one felony arrest for me. She said she took it as a prank. And punched out the ignition and gas tank lock. She also had pot on her.

So, here's the dumb part. I get the moped back to the girl around 6pm. Fastforward to 9:30. Accident: Ford F150 vs moped. Yep. You guessed it. She ran into a truck. No helmet. I wasn't at the scene, but I understand it was pretty rough. She will be ok, just banged up, bloody and broken a bit.

Like I said, I kinda feel bad for this one. It is pretty funny though.

6 comments:

wendy said...

you wrote this while at work. Nice use of my tax dollars, man.

Kidding ;)

Good luck today! Spaghetti together tonight!!!!! Yay!!!

johnny a said...

? no I didn't, I wrote it at home last night...

wendy said...

oh, the timestamp says 9:40 something.

Was I already passed out?

Jamie said...

you are a cruel cruel man

Anonymous said...

But you dont pay taxes!

Anonymous said...

uh! yeah, we do! cause I miss your face!

WE could hang out on garage sale day. That would be fun.