Yarr!

I feel there is an overshadowing amount of negative press on this issue, but I would like to highlight one of the positives...

It is refreshing to live in a day and age when high seas piracy is once again a viable career option.

Do you think they have an entry level position? Or should I just apply for Captain?

I suppose to stay on the "legal" side, I'll have to take the privateer route. I bet the Queen would grant me a commission. If I brought Zeus, how could she say no?

I look good in an eye patch.

Get Over It

If you hear a noise outside of your house that sounds like a crash, look out the window. Especially if its a windy day and you have a large portable canopy that tends to blow over alot anyway.
You don't need the police to come by your house and look at it for you.