Saturday, May 30, 2009

So it appears...

... that I suck at posting. I will work on being better at this.
In the mean time, I am supposed to start "tweeting" on Twitter. Follow those to the side. >>>>>

Friday, May 8, 2009

At the hospital!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Still waiting on the monster....

Tuesday, April 14, 2009


I feel there is an overshadowing amount of negative press on this issue, but I would like to highlight one of the positives...

It is refreshing to live in a day and age when high seas piracy is once again a viable career option.

Do you think they have an entry level position? Or should I just apply for Captain?

I suppose to stay on the "legal" side, I'll have to take the privateer route. I bet the Queen would grant me a commission. If I brought Zeus, how could she say no?

I look good in an eye patch.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Get Over It

If you hear a noise outside of your house that sounds like a crash, look out the window. Especially if its a windy day and you have a large portable canopy that tends to blow over alot anyway.
You don't need the police to come by your house and look at it for you.

Sunday, March 29, 2009


To say it's been a while since I last posted would be to state the obvious. Well, there you have it. Stated the obvious. We lost the power supply to our computer, and for whatever reason, it took us that long to find it. And I just couldnt bring myself to type a post on my phone. So. We have power again. And more posts to come.

Im back on midnight shift again. Undeniably my favorite time to work, minus the fact that it leaves me zombied anytime I try to do anything normal. Hopefully I will get a schedule set soon to maximize outside life.

When I was younger, anytime I wanted to go out late at night, I always got the "be careful, all the drunks are out" lecture. Well, needless to say, I rarely believed it was a problem. Please.

Well, NOW, I believe it. Not only that, but I really cant even imagine the sheer number of people drunk driving on any given night. Last night, for instance, I know of 3 drunks that were pulled over in an hour and a half period. I cant imagine how many more were out that were missed.

Last week, I was sitting on one of my favorite streets watching any traffic that came through. After a few minutes, I saw a car coming towards me..... really fast. I clocked the car on my radar at 76mph on a... 30mph neighborhood st. Well, I had an anrenaline dump. I flipped on my blue lights (somehow I managed to forget to turn on my headlights, I found that out later) and attempted to play catchup. It didn't take long, because the street deadends into a cross street. Suffice to say, he wasnt able to make the turn, and crashed out into a driveway, busting up two other cars. Somehow, he wasnt hurt a bit. He had also been drinking.

Best part of it, it turns out the driver was a 16 year old kid. He has been 16 for 3 months. I arrested him on his second (he blew a .137) DWI since he had turned 16. It really made my head explode a little bit.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

This thought is a little bit off tempo, but it's on my mind all the same.

You know what's upsetting? There is no where to order Chinese delivery in Rogers. You know, where they deliver the greasy noodles in the neat little fold up box. And they bring it on a bicycle.

I want one of those places.